|My idea of Dex|
Ride the Moustache
Lumberjack Hugh Hefner
Ashes to Ashes
- "I love the fuck out of you."
- "I don't think you can count wild monkey sex as a career, Perry."
- "But you're so good with balls."
- "We're all used to shitting our pants."
- "You should never underestimate my penis again."
- "And you're the shit this pig used to roll around in."
- One ginger fucking head.
- "Who the fuck are you, John Wayne?"
- "Then I'm fucking making love the shit out of you."
- Fuck. I needed to get out of the room before I started having my period.
- "Well nothing says ghost-hunting like having a fucking cardiac arrest. Are you sure Jack Daniels wasn't interested?"
- "I'm sure this particular llama was on many a hit list."
- "You're turning into Chuck Norris." "Will you make Chuck Norris jokes about me?
- "This is me trying Perry."
- "I think monster is a pretty good way to describe it. Or an ape, kangaroo and raptor hybrid."
|My idea of Perry|
On Demon Wings
- "Well, I guess I picked it up at Walgreen's," I said, glaring at her, "right next tot he crack cocaine aisle." (Perry)
- "I've never lived a single day until the day I met you."
- Bastard+Jock=Brock (Perry)